Embarrassing moments.

Embarrassing moments.

I usually find that thinking about your most embarrassing moments can easily make you laugh when you down. 

So I'm going to share some I've expire owned and witnessed!

Okay here it goes...

1) Right some my number one top embarrassing moment was when I was about six and we had this valentine dance, which was really stupid considering at that age girls hated boys, and boys thought girls were idiots, even though they always tried to impress us by thinking that the faster you are and the stronger you are the better.

Anyway, it was the valentines dance and my friend who I shall call "Jimmy" (because remember guys I'm trying to keep this anonymous) asked me if I would like to go. Of course I said yes, he was like the fastest boy in my year! So "Jimmy" brought me flowers and I brought him a card and a little box of chocolates, and I ran over to him.

Biggest mistake ever...

As I ran to him, I hadn't tied up my shoelaces so I tripped. Your thinking "Not that embarrassing" but if you fall into a BIN it's pretty embarrassing.

I literally went head first into a rubbish bin! Do not ask me how I didn't see it, because I'm not sure myself. I still can't believe to this day I fell into a rubbish bin, legs dangling in the air...

Yeah, guess what? That's not all. Because I was a real girly girl back then, and it was dance I wore a dress...

Imagine this. You see the girl you are meant to be dancing with, run towards you with these gifts, then out of no where she falls head first into a rubbish bin, legs in the air. Then her dress fall down showing her underwear...

Okay, I'm not even going to say anymore because I feel so ashamed writing this.

2)This one happened recently and I cannot even describe the shame I felt when my HEAD-TEACHER walked in when it happened...

So I was having a normal lunch with "luc", "Apple" and "Ginge" and we decided to play a prank on the year sevens being the heartless people we are.

We all walked into the toilets and I sat down on the toilet,(with my trousers still up god!) and waited for some of the year sevens to walk in a say why was I on the toilet with the door open.

Finally two year sevens walked in and stared at me in horror because they actually thought I was having a loo, and "luc", "Apple" and "Ginge" all started laughing. The girl went to the toilet and her friend waited outside her stall door, still staring at me.

Now since I was laughing so hard, I fell off the toilet, making them all laugh more. Then "Ginge" asked, "can I take your shoe off and throw it in the toilet?!" 

Look okay, I walk to school wearing no shoes and have cherry coke fights in the school cafeteria so dunking my school shoe in the toilet didn't seem like a big deal.

At all.

So I said yeah, half joking half not, an "Ginge" actually took my shoe off my foot and THREW it in the school toilet.

Now at the time it was hilarious, because I was shocked but laughing at the same.

Yeah, by now the two year sevens left and we trying to get my shoe out without our hands touching any toilet water, because that would've been disgusting.

When "luc" managed to get it out the toilet, her arm still hovering above the toilet, our head-teacher walked in the toilets and the look on her face was priceless...

Let's just say, "luc" dropped the shoe and the splash back...kind of went all over my teachers uniform...

The best thing about it all was my teacher thought they were giving me a swirly. Now no matter how laid back I am, I will not allow you to give me a swirly.

Ever.

I never got my shoe back. I've got no idea were it went but I know it's not in that toilet anymore...

What about you?

What are your most embarrassing moments?

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